WE ARE SO
$COOKED

Covid during high school. AI during university.
Layoffs during first jobs. Housing impossible.
War headlines everywhere.

THE VIRAL CLIP. YOU KNOW THE ONE.
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01 -- THE DAMAGE REPORT

TECH LAYOFFS

0+
Tech jobs lost since 2022
0+
YTD 2026 across 60+ companies
0%
Of companies cite AI as the reason
Dell
AI pivot
26,000
20%
Amazon
AI efficiencies
16,000+
~10%
Intel
Restructuring
15,000
15%
Tesla
Efficiency
14,500
10%
Cisco
AI/cyber shift
10,150
12%
Microsoft
Mgmt cuts
9,000
4%
Oracle
Under discussion
20-30k
12-18%
Meta
Metaverse to AI
10%
Reality Labs
Google
AI integration
Hundreds
10% roles
Block
Fintech restructuring
4,000
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Projected 150,000 -- 260,000 global tech cuts for full year 2026. Sources: Layoffs.fyi, TrueUp, Crunchbase

ACTIVE CONFLICTS

Post-WWII high -- PRIO 2025

0
Active conflicts globally
Russia -- Ukraine
500,000+
Total casualties since 2022. $800M/day in aid. No resolution in sight.
US/Israel -- Iran
$891M/day
$16.5B by Day 12. Projected $40-95B for 2 months. Strait of Hormuz threats.

Millions displaced. Trillions spent. 6M refugees from Ukraine alone.

THE ECONOMY

0.1%
Global GDP growth -- fragile
0.4%
US unemployment
0.5%
China youth unemployment
0.8%
Global inflation (high end)
US
2.4-2.8%
2.2-3.4%
EUROZONE
1.1-1.4%
1.9-2.1%
CHINA
4.5-5.0%
~2.2%
INDIA
6.4-6.5%
~4.8%
EMERGING
~4.0%
3.1-4.1%
02 -- THE THESIS

IF THE SYSTEM IS COOKED,
BUILD A NEW ONE.

Gen Z got dealt the worst hand. $COOKED exists as a meme and a fund -- backing the generation that has to build their own way out. AI tools, SaaS, micro-startups. The kind of stuff that actually pays rent when nobody's hiring.

03 -- THE LOOP
01
FEES FUND BUILDERS

50% of fees go to treasury. That treasury funds real projects built by real people. Gen Z projects that generate real income.

02
BUILDERS GENERATE PROFIT

Profits from funded projects flow back to the treasury. Real revenue, not speculation.

03
PROFIT STRENGTHENS THE TOKEN

Treasury buybacks strengthen $COOKED. The loop repeats. Builders win. Holders win.

50%
Treasury -- builder funding + buybacks
50%
Team, advisors, marketing
04 -- JOIN

SO... HOW COOKED
ARE YOU?

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